Lol. Pretty soon there will be a twelve step program for us.

Step one: Turn off the computer.
Step two: Unplug computer.
Step three: Hide the computer.
Step four: Pace around the house restlessly.
Step five: Frantically pull computer out of hiding, plug it back in, and turn it on. Glue self to computer and promise to never do such a horrible thing again.
Step six: Admit that addiction to fanfic is a healthy, well-adjusted means of community building and leave it at that.

Okay, maybe a six step program.