How to waste a day

Wake up with a bad stomach. Stay home from work. Do not do laundry. Do not do houswork. Do not get trash out for pick-up. Watch dvds/sleep all day. Go to bed early.

I'm not actually sick. Just had a bad stomach ache this morning (acid indigestion strikes again). Judicious applications of Mylanta and an extra three hours of sleep seemed to take care of it, but still and all, I don't really feel guilty about staying home. If I'd gone to work, I wouldn't have been able to get rid of the bad stomach and I would have been useless all day.