Go ahead and insert that coffee directly into a vein, I'm gonna need it

So tomorrow an email goes out to the families who have children in my room to tell them that both of the other teachers in our team, as well as our new full-time student worker, are quitting, effective almost immediately. By next Wednesday, a team that should consist of four full time teachers, a part-time assistant teacher and a couple of very part-time college students is going, instead, to consist of me and a part-time assistant teacher.

My program manager is going to spend a lot of time in my room, helping us just to stay in ratio. I can't wait to experience the parent response tomorrow afternoon. It should be interesting.