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Feb. 26th, 2005 04:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
auntiemeeshRandom quotes of the day:
1. "Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic. She's a triple threat."
2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
3. Any view of things that is not strange is false.
4. Chapter read and lesson learned / I turn the lights off while she burned / So while she's three hundred degrees / I throw the sheets off and I freeze.
5. "I'm a child, I'm in need, I was just speeding up the proceedings."
These come from books, TV and songs. A gold star if you can identify any or all of them.
1. "Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic. She's a triple threat."
2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
3. Any view of things that is not strange is false.
4. Chapter read and lesson learned / I turn the lights off while she burned / So while she's three hundred degrees / I throw the sheets off and I freeze.
5. "I'm a child, I'm in need, I was just speeding up the proceedings."
These come from books, TV and songs. A gold star if you can identify any or all of them.
