Vampire bats are one thing...

But vampire cats?

Zoe is hungry, despite the fact that I just fed her less than an hour ago. And when she's hungry, she usually tells me by wrapping her jaws around some part of me and just slightly clamping down. Not hard enough to break skin or hurt, just enough to let me know she wants something. Tonight, however, she clamped down on my neck and there's a nice little welt to show for it. Not okay, Zoe. Not okay.