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[auntiemeesh]

I think I've got some sort of heat rash or something. I'm insanely itchy, mostly on my upper legs and the inside of my wrists. There's just the faintest speckling of red and, as I mentioned, insane itchiness. I'm really pretty sure it isn't just dry skin, because that usually responds, at least temporarily, to lotioning. I've put on so much lotion in the past twenty-four hours that I kinda resemble a greased pig. This has made not even a little, brief dent in the itchies. I may lose my mind. If you see me running across the nightly news, covered from head to toe in a thick Jergins coating and screaming about the inhumanity of it all, pay it no mind. *tries desperately not to scratch*