Spam in the inbox

[auntiemeesh]

Apparently my dear friend, Mr. Cole (and can he really be such a dear friend if I don't remember him) is tired of holding onto my (800.00.00)Certified Bank CHEQUE and would really like me to claim it. However, he's had to pass it along to another friend to hold, as he's heading off to Paraguay for an urgent massage and won't be back for four months. That's one heck of a massage, I must say.

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[atomicpagan.livejournal.com]

HA. Mine was from Nigeria today. ($1,500)

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

Wow, a whole $1500?!? You'll be the richest person ever, once you give him all your banking information so he can deposit that money in your account.

These guys provide hours of entertainment. I had three in my inbox this morning, although Mr. Cole's was the only one new enough to actually click on.

[wishkey.livejournal.com]

I wonder what's doin' in Paraguay at this time of year.

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

Good question. Apparently they've got some kickin' massage there.

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

For a massage like that Mr. Cole will pay dearly I fear. Sorry about your 800.00.00. I hope Mr. Cole's friend doesn't need a massage too. LOL

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

The question is, what does 800.00.00 actually mean? And how much massage could it really buy? Mr. Cole may find himself in deep trouble if he tries to last four months on what may very well be the Paraguain equivalent of pocket change.

[ani-no-mouse.livejournal.com]

LOL! Too bad you are not going to sending any money to redeem your cheque and help pay for his luxurious "urgent massage!"