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Sep. 7th, 2008 09:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
If nothing else, livejournal does provide entertaining 404 messages. I haven't seen this one before.
Page Not Found
Narrator: In A.D. 2006, Web was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the journal.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main browser turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you users !!
CATS: All your base are belong to Frank.
CATS: You are on the way to 404.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to reach your page. Make your spelling correct.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
If you think you've reached this page in error:
Make sure the URL you're trying to reach is correct.
Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal's current status.
Otherwise, you can:
Go back to the previous page
Go to the LiveJournal Homepage.
Explore the Site Map
Page Not Found
Narrator: In A.D. 2006, Web was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the journal.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main browser turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you users !!
CATS: All your base are belong to Frank.
CATS: You are on the way to 404.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to reach your page. Make your spelling correct.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
If you think you've reached this page in error:
Make sure the URL you're trying to reach is correct.
Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal's current status.
Otherwise, you can:
Go back to the previous page
Go to the LiveJournal Homepage.
Explore the Site Map
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Date: 2008-09-07 02:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-07 03:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-07 03:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-07 04:55 pm (UTC)I always get the suicidal dataserver. : )
Date: 2008-09-07 04:51 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!
-the webserver
Error: could not find server
Re: I always get the suicidal dataserver. : )
Date: 2008-09-07 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-07 10:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-08 12:42 pm (UTC)