Three characters meme

[auntiemeesh]

I was randomly cruising around lj while trying to come up with a good challenge for hobbit_ficathon and found a little meme, instead. I gacked this from astrogirl2

You name three characters, and I choose one to marry, one to shag, and one to push off a cliff, and tell you why.

Comments

[azur-infinie.livejournal.com]

Heh. I love this game.

Aragorn, Merry, Faramir :)

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

Wow! That's a hard one. I don't suppose one big, shagalicious pile is an option. :( Oh, yeah. I'm going with book versions of all these characters, as that is how I see them when I think about the characters.

So. Marry Merry, cause you know, it's Merry.

Shag Aragorn, cause with eighty plus years under his belt I bet he's learned some interesting tricks, and with that Numenorean blood I'm betting on a lot of stamina as well.

Throw Faramir over the cliff, cause no one's that good. He's clearly a force of evil just biding his time, waiting to sow his crop of evilness. I'm doing Eowyn a favor here, really I am.

[dreamflower]

I was going to be *mean* and say Saruman, Lotho and Gollum, but I decided not to. So: Eomer, Beregond, Imrahil.

A Twofer

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

Lol! I'll do both sets for you. Let me specify for you that I have the book characters in mind here, not the movie characters.

First set: Eomer, Beregond and Imrahil

Marry Beregond, because he's the marrying type.

Shag Eomer, because he's hot. It's that whole rugged, vikings on horseback thing. Irresistable, and my dear husband Beregond leaves me alone too much while he's off being a soldier.

Throw Imrahil over a cliff because really, he's a useless git who just stands around looking pretty and doing nothing all day long. We don't need sycophants like him in Middle-Earth and everyone would have come to see that in the end, I'm sure. I'm just ahead of the game, is all.

Saruman, Lotho and Gollum

Marry Gollum, because I know exactly what I'm getting; a murderous villian, and a child (who is also a murderous villian). It would be a marriage in name only, of course.

Shag Saruman because I'm curious. What would a wizard be like in the sack?

Throw Lotho over a cliff because he's just odious slim who needs to be put out of everyone else's misery.

:)

[fell-beast2.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, how evil can I be here?

Ugluk, Gothmog, Bill Ferny.

Or,

Glorfindel, Gil-galad, Celebrimbor.

In the second case, I'd be happy to console whomever gets tossed off the cliff.

Beruthiel

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

Yay! Someone else who wants to play along.

Ugluk, Gothmog, Bill Ferny.

Oh, man, those are some evil choices. *shudders to think about it*

I'll marry Bill Ferny cause I can marry him, take him for whatever measly amount he's worth and then divorce him.

Shag Gothmog, because hideous as he is, he at least has some charisma.

Push Ugluk over a cliff because he's just foul nasty.

Glorfindel, Gil-galad, Celebrimbor.

Alright, I admit I had to do a little research before I could answer this one. It's been awhile since I paid any attention to Elvish history, so I had to dig up Celebrimbor's details.

Marry Glorfindel, because I had a secret crush on him long before I developed my obsession with interest in Merry and Pippin.

Shag Gil-galad. He's an elven king, I'm sure marriage would never have been an option, but I'll settle for a quick shag, or maybe be one of his mistresses for a while.

Push Celebrimbor over a cliff. Yes, I know the elves have done good and useful things with those rings he made, but they cause a lot of headache. This was a tough choice, I must admit. Too bad I can't shag 'em all, lol. *sigh*

[fell-beast2.livejournal.com]

I could have been even more evil. I considered giving you an anonymous Warg, Azog the orc, and Gollum's grandmother. But decided that was just too evil. (However, you could still do those if you're feeling brave. You'd at least get to kick one of them off a cliff.)

Poor Celebrimbor. His family gets blamed for everything. Must go see if he needs comforting . . .