Eve 11's D'Argo drabble

[auntiemeesh]

eve11 requested a humorous or silly D'Argo drabble. This is a companion piece to a drabble I wrote a good long while ago, called Crichton Ugly. It is set in season four, during Terra Firma.



“Crichton!” D’Argo bellowed as he came out of the bathroom. “Explain this, Crichton.”

John rounded the corner and hastily converted a snicker into a feeble cough as he caught sight of the dripping Luxan.

“What’s up, Big D?” he asked innocently.

“Something went wrong in the shower. This cleanser you gave me has reacted strangely with my skin." D’Argo growled, gesturing to his streaky black skin. “Fix it. Now.”

John was unable to contain the snicker this time, as D’Argo waved the bottle of Olivia’s hair dye around. “Don’t worry, D. It should come out in six to twelve washings.”

Comments

[eve11]

LOL, poor D. He probably thought he was going to bleed to death when he first saw the black stream... ;)

And, omg if it were the stuff I used when I dyed my hair black many moons ago, it would stay that way for MONTHS.

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

He's going to be one unhappy Luxan if that stuff doesn't come off his skin pretty damn quick. And Crichton might be one unhappy human, if he has a large, strong, totally pissed off Luxan on his case, lol.

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

I love it! Very funny and I could totally see John laughing his butt off at this situation!

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

I could totally see John laughing his butt off at this situation!

Once he's safely out of D'Argo's tongue range, at any rate, lol.