Bored, so bored.

Random quotes of the day:

1. "Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic. She's a triple threat."
2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
3. Any view of things that is not strange is false.
4. Chapter read and lesson learned / I turn the lights off while she burned / So while she's three hundred degrees / I throw the sheets off and I freeze.
5. "I'm a child, I'm in need, I was just speeding up the proceedings."


These come from books, TV and songs. A gold star if you can identify any or all of them.

brain function minimal

I seem to be in a bit of a writing slump these days. I've spent the past two or three weeks working on the next chapter of Troll Slayer and nothing worth reading is coming out of me. So I apologize for the delay. It will get written eventually. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe next weekend. But definitely someday. In the meantime I'm going to go watch some Farscape and wait for my brain to resume functioning.